i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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