and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
