Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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