you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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