No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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