So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
