it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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