Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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