epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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