yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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