on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
