i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Damn victory sex feels great
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