Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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