she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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