Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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