just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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