can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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