You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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