That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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