Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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