did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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