foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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