i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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