Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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