This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize