my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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