He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
