My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
i don't like sucking hair
Porn is love you can see.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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