I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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