so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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