Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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