You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
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i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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