i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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