I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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