He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
its not stalking. its research.
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Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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