Where is the hickey?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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