he puts the penis in happiness.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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