ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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