dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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