I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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