Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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