I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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