You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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