I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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