Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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