If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
