if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
It's blow job season.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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