But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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