READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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