weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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