That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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