Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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