barbara walters just said penis...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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