You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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