Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
tell me about the eggs
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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