Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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