She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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