Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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