the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
