Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
North Korea, Best Korea!
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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